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RL's Collection of Quotes:

It never hurts to talk to trees.
No miracle happens without a witness.
Craters are a result of aliens' baseball games.
King Louis XIV is innocent!!!
I only exist once every year. It's raining lollipops! (I wish...)
Put the rubber duck down!!!
One good annoyance deserves another.
Do you use your nose to see?
Eat lunch with a penguin.
Golden chalices are hard to come by.
Gravity is evil.
There's a time for everything.
Idare you to chase your own shadow.
Taking pictures is capturing a moment of time forever.
Don't poke the wallpaper.
Human brains are hard to get at.
Nature makes nothing in vain.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketch-up.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Stuff that doesn't change is boring.
Green chips are poisoness.
You can get very interested in your shoes if you haven't done your reading in college.
You can make yourself less complicated if you hold a piece of cardboard in front of you.
A funnel on your head will make you smarter. Really.
In 30 days, you'll be a month old. (no error)
If you fall out of the top bunk, it hurts more than if you fall out of the lower bunk
Watch out for paper airplanes.
Don't steal candy from little children.
Tacos could be considered ambrosia.
Behind every ferry is a sea monster (or several.)
If you come up with the wrong answer, it will be the end of the world as you know it.
Dragons don't have mustaches.